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She says I should get Finger a vest like the one pictured below, to protect him from the local wildlife, since I\u2019m so worried about him being taken by a bird or a coyote.<\/p><p>I told her a damn vest wouldn\u2019t keep him from being poisoned by teenagers or hit by a car. She left me on read. 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She says I should get Finger a vest like the one pictured below, to protect him from the local wildlife, since I\u2019m so worried about him being taken by a bird or a coyote.<\/p><p>I told her a damn vest wouldn\u2019t keep him from being poisoned by teenagers or hit by a car. She left me on read. 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