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I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https:\/\/billysballoons.com).","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/storm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"storm","displayName":"Storm Dragon","note":"I have [several open source projects](https:\/\/gitlab.com\/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https:\/\/basht.ml\/). I run [F123Light](https:\/\/asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http:\/\/2mb.solutions). 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Eat your lunch and go back to school.\" After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, \"Are Fred and Mary up yet?\" His mom says \"No.\" He asks, \"Do you know what I think?\" His Mom replies, \"Ok, do tell me what you think?\"  He says: \"Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.\" !<a href=\"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id\" class=\"h-card u-url p-nickname group\" title=\"Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More (joke)\">joke<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2018-06-14:noticeId=476831:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.stormdragon.tk,2018-06-14:noticeId=476831:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.  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Eat your lunch and go back to school.\" After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, \"Are Fred and Mary up yet?\" His mom says \"No.\" He asks, \"Do you know what I think?\" His Mom replies, \"Ok, do tell me what you think?\"  He says: \"Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.\" !<a href=\"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/group\/14\/id\" class=\"h-card u-url p-nickname group\" title=\"Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More (joke)\">joke<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/476831","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/conversation\/301213","notice_info":{"local_id":"713365","source":"ostatus"}},"published":"2018-06-14T21:01:25+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Bobinas P4G","url":"https:\/\/bobinas.p4g.club\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.stormdragon.tk\/notice\/476831"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/bobinas.p4g.club\/conversation\/454125","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}