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Truth

Stolen from @Liberty4Masses

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LOL I spat out my drink, its so true.

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Seems like we are a few years off from entering the "oops" phase at this point.

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Another math joke to show off #QOTO 's math rendering. Feel free to share your own jokes!

Remember Sex is fun, its the law!

Let \(f(a) = \sqrt[n]{e^x}\)

\[
\lim_{t\rightarrow\infty} f(a) - \frac{i}{f(t)} = \frac{d}{dx} f(u) \\
\lim_{t\rightarrow\infty} f(a) - \frac{i}{\infty} = \frac{d}{dx} f(u) \\
\lim_{t\rightarrow\infty} f(a) - 0 = \frac{d}{dx} f(u)
\]

Then

\[
\sqrt[n]{e^x} = \frac{d}{dx} f(u) \\
(\sqrt[n]{e^x})^n = \frac{d}{dx} f(u)^n \\
e^x = \frac{d}{dx} f(u)^n \\
\int e^x = f(u)^n
\]

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Another math joke to show off #QOTO 's math rendering. Feel free to share your own jokes!

\[
\frac{1}{n}\sin x & = & \mathrm{?} \\
\frac{1}{\cancel{n}} \mathrm{si}\cancel{\mathrm{n}} ~x & = & \mathrm{?} \\
\mathrm{six} & = & 6
\]

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The Math rendering on #QOTO works again (might need to reload your browser and give it a second to catch up the first time).

Here is a little Latex joke to kick it off.

Expand \((a+b)^n\):

\[
(a + b)^n\\
(a\ + \ b)^n\\
(a\quad + \quad b)^n\\
(a\qquad + \qquad b)^n\\
\]

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lol yup, past 20 years or so hasnt really been the best time for a visit. Lets hope we dont get a visit while trump is still around. Also by the looks of the current democrat frontrunners it wont be any better after the next election either.

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If measured in Mac & Cheese I'm a family of four.

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Interesting fact: The Dutch government issues a Burgerservicenummer (BSN) to all its residents. This is required whenever you wish to order burgers in a restaurant throughout holland, including at McDonalds and Burger King locations.

OK I kinda made this one up :) but BSN is a real thing :)

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I just started to show symptoms of a cold today (Rhinovirus). I haven't had a cold in years now. I feel like my immune system is getting an update.

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So apparently Disney is releasing a Darth-maul based tv-series....

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LOL truth

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Sssshhhh.....

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Today the prank on my roommate begins...

I wired up a bunch of tiny battery powered electronic devices that play random creepy sounds every few hours at random intervals. I built 9 of them and hid them in his room (like unscrewed wall sockets and stuck it in there, put it inside the lining of his bed, shit like that.. even put it inside the lining of his backpacks... there are 9 of them total

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Lol fucked up but true

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Accurate

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Only philly people will get this

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I laughed so hard on this I almost passed out

https://youtu.be/zL78LhQBzE0?t=61

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Wait till this kid grows up. He will be crying the rest of his life.

https://youtu.be/fQ0t_BuXIrU

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