Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 23

I’ve decided I’m going to become a Grandma.

http://tiphero.com/22-grandma-experiences/

But like a cool, lesbian grandma who rides motorcycles to bring home-baked cookies and rumballs to people volunteering at pet shelters.

Fuck yeah. Dyke Grandmas are ridin' hard to feed yo’ ass.

Its been a hell of a day. Lets all take a moment and enjoy this fluffernugget.

First day of fall semester so OK I can take the bus, oh wait it's slow maybe I can ride to work instead, alright now I gotta go twice as far to get to class, wait when did the schedule change, nevermind I'll just push hard even though there's a 30km headwind, ok so I'm tired and I'm definitely taking WHADYA MEAN THERES A SHOP-AND-STROLL IT'S A FRIGGING MONDAY NIGHT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

And that's how I ended up biking 90 minutes today.

Oh good. I was legit worried Jo and Handsome Bob were gonna break up. http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/couch

And yes, my favorite web comic story arcs are all romance story arcs. It's still better than soap operas.

@roli_skates

:-D

Feta.

Yes, this is a pressed feta, what about it?

@fiercebun

WhyTF did your BiL have your scootter?

@fiercebun

Total bummer, and I've a friend who's gonna give me his old Honda CB soonish.

Howdy friend!

@gebargel
Oh man.

Uh.

I'm like in my 40s and I gamed with original Wolfenstein on the Commodore and shit.

And I gotta say,

Gamer Culture is Hot Garbage.

Sorry.

Nobody likes you when your dead
It just ain't right
Just 'cause I'm biting on your head
There's no need to be impolite
And if I still had eyes
Then I would surely cry
Nobody likes you when you're dead
And that's the story of my life.

-- Zombina and the Skeletones, Nobody Likes You (When You're Dead)

@gebargel
Hey, listen, that's the first step of wisdom right there! "I'm ridiculously uninformed" is recognizing the root problem!

So next step is how to solve root problem. Well, the answer there is "Get Reading."

Honestly, I'm reading and feeling stupid all the fucking time, so you're coming in to a popular club!

@LWFlouisa

Bril! Music Interlude! Zombina and the Skeletones seems appropriate!

https://youtu.be/LlgKj4dGlVU

@LWFlouisa

=<

Bummer. Your kink is not my kink although I'll support your kink. (I think.)

@thefishcrow
Agreed, but it can become a weapon in a New York Second and I hate ageism and classism and I really try to avoid uncommon frames of reference.

@gebargel
Uh, good? I'm honestly curious as I'm in a US back-water and it's a bit depressing around here at present.

@LWFlouisa OK now here I was thinking your erotica was bread in nature and I must admit I'm a bit disappoint but I'm also wearing Birks rn so honestly you've got my attention.

TELL ME MORE OF YOUR 80s BIRKENSTOCK SMUT IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND.

@LWFlouisa
I... have a relationship with bread. I don't know if it's romantic, it is quite possibly unhealthy, but goldamn if I can't quit it.

And yes, the French do things with bread that should be a Venial Sin.

... Erotica?

@LWFlouisa

Interesting! Tell me, is there something the French do better than bread? not in the ballpark than, I mean BETTER THAN FRENCH BREAD.

@LWFlouisa
Hum. If you remember the dude's name, lemme know.

@LWFlouisa
Oh! I think I took your phrase as poetic and not concrete. What's the Valley of the Oddity then?