Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 25

Does it get worse? Oh honey, we ain't even started yet!

https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A

Dumb 90s Music Videos thread.

... GO!

https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8

@horsemaths In-DEED.

( o_o)-b

@WelshPixie See I wasn't gonna point no fingers! But now I've got like all the bluegrass and contradance 90s techno remixes in my head and AAAAAAAAAAA

(I can't believe you've done this.)

@horsemaths

Can I request a few extra things? Like get rid of the two-party voting system and go with run-off/single-xfer? And maybe do something about Corporate Law cuz DAYUM.

Someone said "Tootenany" and bog help me this is the first thing that leaped to mind. https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM

@darwinwoodka Or multiple family housing because "WAAAAH car traffic will increase and I'll no longer be able to park my Dodge Ram Dualie Super-penis in front of my neighbor's house!"

I recall someone telling me with complete sincerity that having a MIL quarters or heated studio on a single lot was sure sign there was prostitution happening. 9_9

#OhBrother #SpareMe #ShitBurqueñosSay

@rheall Your character design is very striking, esp. with Never Forgotten. The Bouguereau Women series reminds me a bit of Ursula Vernon in content, but you definitely bring your own style, and a greater eye to detail. Mr. Bee has great backgrounding, great use of light.

Thanks for sharing!

Horrible people on Nextdoor: "Waaaah! The city bought a public transit system we're too privileged to even consider using! Come to our next Tea Party meeting!"

Me: "Thoughts and Prayers for all the rich people who had to pay taxes last year."

Me: [DELETES ACCOUNT]

Chicken coop roof.

Goddamn chuck, who'd you piss off this time? #NMTrue #Burqueño

Watch Hannah and myself try strange forbidden foods from the Far East! http://www.nmstreettaste.com/?p=563

#NZ #Chips #Crisps #snacks #TasteTest

@OldManSteiner I shall rule this fermented land.

@TootBot Fake news!

Well, I think I just blew whatever chance I had at the full-time position, and probably imperiled my contract besides.

How's y'alls Friday shaping up?

#WishIStillSmoked #WishIStillDrank

This Is Just To Say

I have updated
the script
that was installed
on Dev

and which
you were probably
using
to test webapps

Forgive me
the code was
sloppy
and poorly documented

(h/t William Carlos Williams)

Hannah: "So Addie finally got her wheelchair, and we were thinking about going to see the new otter exhibit."

Me: "Oh cool! The otters are finally here?"

H: "Yes. Well, kinda. Jenny went to see them but they weren't in their pool when she visited."

Me: "You mean they were... otterly unavailable?" (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

H: "Yep! The were in an otter place!" ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

@OldManSteiner the Vietnamese joint that presses their own tofu with shallots and deep fries them could own my soul so easily.

Coworkers diving across the table to save me from that first bite of soy-brautwurst "Dave no! It's not real meat!"

I make and hold uncomfortable eye contact. "I. Eat. EVERYTHING."

[chomp]