Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 27

Shouting into the void. I am very much trying to avoid political commentary, but this one needs to be shared: https://medium.com/@thenib/rescue-effort-still-underway-to-save-boys-trapped-in-america-1ff98fadf560?source=rss-c7df1ea93175------2

Me: It's C-like syntax.
@bootjack: Sure, most things are.
Me: It has... Problems.
@bootjack: What language doesn't?
Me: Functions and Conditionals don't use brackets.
@bootjack: EYEEEEUUGGHHHH! NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

I’m going to quietly sit here and not breathe until Cartoon Network publishes more Steven Universe iffen that’s all right with y’all. #Diamonds #ThatPreview #StevenUniverse #Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

@nx1a She's tidied up and I can't find anything!

@thefishcrow THBBBBBPPPPPT!

Heeey! Who’s got two thumbs and is on call this weekend?

[FROWNS AT THUMBS]

[GLANCES AT BANDSAW]

[SQUINTS AT THUMBS]

[SIDE EYES BANDSAW]

@OldManSteiner Humans are masters of pettiness and casual cruelty. You might as well drink the Ocean.

@ryn7 @datatitian @medusa @loppear @h I sold my guns after Sandy Hook. I also started taking Skullcap and Passionvine daily and can once again sleep through the night.

But I will continue to resist, now and until I take my country back.

Dave: Holy balls it's hot out there!
Albuquerque: [TAPS DAVE ON SHOULDER, HANDS HIM A CARD THAT READS '35C']
Dave: Holy balls I'm outta shape!

@moznews Font=1000 is so dense it punches a hole through your monitor, the wall behind it, the fridge in the other room, and eventually your cat.

@t54r4n1 I have a tub of Tasters Choice at work for moments like this. The label proclaims "180 cups in this container!"

I've drank one cup. I've never forgotten my coffee since.

@Xanadan Fate... twenty minutes ah-ea-aa-d...

@funbreaker oh she immediately began to clean my stirring spoon. =/

Feta night. Azrael is helping. #Cheesemaking

So I gotta level with ya @OldManSteiner , I collect instances like some people hoard cats. You should probably follow me here.

Living life to the fullest, buckshot and bullets, trigger she pulls it, Earth she wants to rule it. #LyricsFriday

@thefishcrow Oh sure, I've got an MRI of my head, and about 12 videos of my weird vaudville-esque wedding, and footage of a forest fire, and electronics projects-

wait, you mean music right? Nope, not a blessed thing.

@thefishcrow Brilliant! I keep trying to learn Concertina and Tin Whistle, but I get distracted too easily. Got anything online?

@Fenreliania @bootjack I may be slightly obsessed.