Notices by shp (shpuld@shitposter.club), page 23
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@zemichi @eal then it's time for another corndog https://shitposter.club/attachment/834999
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@zemichi @eal how many times do I have to post tenshi_yes.png https://shitposter.club/attachment/693265
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@zemichi how could you do this https://shitposter.club/attachment/789895
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reminder that this site exists http://www.effectgames.com/demos/canvascycle/
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doggoposter.woof https://shitposter.club/attachment/850366
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I start getting withdrawal symptoms if I haven't made any corndog related edits in too long
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hey gs lets watch a film together https://shitposter.club/attachment/844705
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is sexual assault with a micro penis just a microaggression?
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20000 GET
I wasted all day making this stupid picture for my 20k mark here on shitposter.club and now I feel like an idiot for the time spent and also feel bad because it's missing so many SPC users that would deserve a spot on it.. oh well I hope someone likes it.
anyway thanks @moonman for taking care of the site and thanks to the whole federation for keeping everything fun and interesting. hoping to waste more time with you guys. https://shitposter.club/attachment/838918
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one can create classical art in html5 https://shitposter.club/attachment/834999
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nice https://shitposter.club/attachment/830534
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cook the rice
dinner time now
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@tico you have a good taste https://shitposter.club/attachment/539852
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@hakui @tijagi @pasty you can go more minimalistic:
ketchup peach
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@roka I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Tenshi, is in fact, Tenshi eating a corndog, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Tenshi plus corndog. Tenshi is not a cute celestial unto herself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning 2hu meme system made useful by the corndog, ketchup and route 66 sign comprising a full classic image as seen on danbooru.
Many GS users post a modified version of the corndog system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of corndog which is widely used today is often called Tenshi, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the corndog system, developed by the corndog project.
There really is a Tenshi, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the image they use. Tenshi is the character: the girl in the image that allocates the corndog into her own mouth. The celestial is an essential part of a meme image, but useless by herself; she can only function in the context of a complete corndog image. Tenshi is normally used in combination with the corndog: the whole system is basically a corndog with Tenshi added, or Tenshi eating a corndog. All the so-called Tenshi edits are really edits of Tenshi eating a corndog!
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@eal @hakui @lain oh man, that russian phone with the bakelite case, it had that special connector for tapping in as well right? amazing that they still had those this decade
best part about this field is having the nickname 'viestimuumi', not sure if it was just a local thing tho :moominmamma: https://shitposter.club/attachment/824753
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@nerthos @eal I can tell you about another traditional finnish party game, or well it's best played with 2 people. it's called 'jorkke' (no explanation for the name, doesn't mean anything)
you need a bathtub, a lot of koskenkorva vodka (let's call it 'kossu' from now on), drinking glasses for every player, and a puukko knife. you start by sticking the knife in the bottom of the bathtub, with the handle pointing up of course. then you fill the bath tub with kossu so that the knife is completely covered. now the players will start taking turns drinking from the tub using their glasses. this continues until the puukko can be pulled out without touching the remaining vodka, the player who pulls it out has to stab the nearest other player in the back with it. the player getting stabbed now has to yell "jorkke" and by doing that wins the game
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at the age of 70, a mother of 5 and a grandmother, @hakui realizes she was missing something in her life. that one thing was her old dream of eating american dogs at the cozy dog inn.
after realizing this she rushes to her flip phone to call her tech savvy grand children (she is not good with computer) to search information about that ancient relic. to hakui's great sadness it turns out the place had been wiped off the face of the earth in the horrible 2nd finno-korean hyper war.
at the same time she remembered that her old comrade in corndogs, shp, had also fallen in the war, but thanks to heroes like him the entire liberated world now spoke finngolian. while the cozy dog was gone, tenshi and her corndog lived in the hearts of all mankind.
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