Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 29
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 03:30:15 UTC
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!joke A pretty young maiden from France, decided she'd "just take a chance", she let herself go, for an hour or so, and now all her sisters are aunts. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-2018 21:00:15 UTC
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Stanley, an anal young fool, made sculptures out of his stool. His version of "A Thinker" was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-2018 03:59:11 UTC
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I consumed 20.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, September 11, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-2018 03:58:16 UTC
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Summary for Tuesday, September 11, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 5 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (8% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1917, Birth of Donald James Matthew Blakeslee, USAF pilot whose career began as a pilot in the RCAF and flew Spitfire fighter aircraft, during WWII and became a member of the RAF Eagle squadrons. He flew more combat missions against the Luftwaffe than any other American fighter pilot. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-2018 03:30:11 UTC
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!joke The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first. - kroosec -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 21:00:11 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? I am: I am who? You mean you don't know who you are? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 03:59:06 UTC
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I consumed 21.50 carbohydrates on Monday, September 10, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 03:30:07 UTC
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!joke Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? A: Still no fucking eye deer! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Sep-2018 21:00:07 UTC
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There once was a pirate named Yates, who liked dancing on skates. He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and virtually useless on dates. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Sep-2018 03:59:06 UTC
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I consumed 19.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, September 09, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Sep-2018 03:58:07 UTC
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Summary for Sunday, September 09, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 5 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1990, Oakland beats New York 7-3 to complete a 12-game sweep of Yankees this year -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Sep-2018 03:30:02 UTC
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!joke I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet. - thornmaker -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-2018 21:00:10 UTC
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The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable. Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day Does anyone know another word. I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. Ok Mike, what is your word. Saturday. says, Mike. Great, that has three syllables. Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....." Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful" No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-2018 03:59:06 UTC
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I consumed 14.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, September 08, 2018. I was under by 3.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-2018 03:58:10 UTC
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Summary for Saturday, September 08, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 5 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, , -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-2018 03:30:06 UTC
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!joke Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? A: Bernadette. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-2018 00:19:08 UTC
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@davehunt Did you install the qt-at-spi bridge? Also, for mumble in Arch like distros, try mumble-snapshot-minimal from the aur. Edit the PKGBUILD and remove no-speechd if you want speech-dispatcher to read to you when people send a message or connect. Of course, it goes without saying that when you get it working you gotta come say WAZZUP!!! lol -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 21:00:06 UTC
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 03:58:08 UTC
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Summary for Friday, September 07, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 5 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (4% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1933, 7-8 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 03:30:03 UTC
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!joke Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!