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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 31

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 21:02:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 21:02:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 04:00:56 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    I consumed 18.60 carbohydrates on Saturday, September 01, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 04:00:56 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 04:00:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, September 01, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (60% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1988, Leonor Sullivan: (Rep-D-Missouri, 1955-77), dies at 86
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 04:00:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 03:31:57 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #445: Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 03:31:57 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 21:01:57 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 21:01:57 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 04:02:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, August 31, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 10 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (71% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, ,
    In conversation Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 04:02:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 03:31:53 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? A: Because his wife died!
    In conversation Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 03:31:53 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 21:01:53 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 21:01:53 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 03:59:56 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, August 30, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 10 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (80% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1666, Benedictus Carpzovius [Benedikt Carpzov]: German lawyer
    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 03:59:56 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 03:31:50 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn? A: A buccaneer!
    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 03:31:50 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 21:01:50 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Jack and Jill, went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, because Jills real name was Randy. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 21:01:50 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 04:00:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, August 29, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 10 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (87% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1991, USSR suspends Communist Party activities
    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 04:00:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 03:31:47 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once was a lady from Reno, who lost all her cash playing keno, so she laid on her back, opened her crack, and now she owns the casino.
    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 03:31:47 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 21:01:46 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? I am: I am who? You mean you don't know who you are? !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 21:01:46 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 03:59:49 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, August 28, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 10 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (93% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, Belgian amusement park riders were stuck upside down for 90 minutes
    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 03:59:49 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 03:31:43 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #68: only available on a need to know basis
    In conversation Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 03:31:43 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 21:01:43 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 21:01:43 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 03:59:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, August 27, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 10 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (97% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1930, Didericus G van Epen: Genealogist / Dutch Patriarch, dies at 62
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 03:59:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 03:31:41 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The thing about XSS jokes is telling them in the right context. - JastrzebskiJ
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 03:31:41 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 27-Aug-2018 21:01:40 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 27-Aug-2018 21:01:40 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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