Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 36
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 21:00:22 UTC
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How do fish get high? Seaweed. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 03:59:20 UTC
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I consumed 17.10 carbohydrates on Friday, August 03, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 03:58:23 UTC
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Summary for Friday, August 03, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 9 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (56% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1921, Lieutenant John A. Macready of the U. S. Army Air Corps finds a new use for airplanes when he sprays a patch of ground infested with caterpillars. This practice becomes known as crop dusting. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 03:30:20 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Elevator smell different to a midget." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 21:00:20 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 03:59:16 UTC
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I consumed 20.50 carbohydrates on Thursday, August 02, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 03:58:25 UTC
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Summary for Thursday, August 02, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 9 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (66% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1976, Michael Weiss: Washington, DC -- Figure skater (1997 World Champ-7th) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 03:30:17 UTC
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!joke There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't - svindlerdk -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 21:00:17 UTC
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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 03:59:13 UTC
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I consumed 14.50 carbohydrates on Wednesday, August 01, 2018. I was under by 2.50 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 03:58:27 UTC
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Summary for Wednesday, August 01, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 9 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (76% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1987, Pola Negri: Actress (Forbidden Paradise), dies at 92 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 03:30:13 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 21:00:12 UTC
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There was an old man from Harrow, who tried to have sex with a sparrow, the sparrow said "No, you can't have a go, as the hole in my ass is too narrow." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 03:59:09 UTC
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I consumed 13.60 carbohydrates on Tuesday, July 31, 2018. I was under by 3.40 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 03:58:20 UTC
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Summary for Tuesday, July 31, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 9 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (84% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1556, St Ignatius of Loyola: Founder of Society of Jesus, dies in Rome -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 03:30:09 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #62: need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 21:00:10 UTC
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Yo mommas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 20:57:43 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the stormbot project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/stormbot Fixed the weather module since wunderground is broken. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 03:59:07 UTC
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I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Monday, July 30, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 03:58:16 UTC
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Summary for Monday, July 30, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 9 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (90% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1954, First flight of the Grumman F-11 Tiger