Notices by IKEA cinematic universe (em@cybre.space)

@tasnyx @radicalrobit
yeah i have IBS:

Imagining a
Better world,
Shitting constantly

what about freedom *from* speech. shut up

underwater fairy

someone's been here...

please please please watch this

i know someone posted this a while ago but i can't find it to boost so

@applebaps the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was going into space

if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head

just remembered that i literally joined masto so i could say "punch terfs" and now i haven't said it in several days....

punch terfs

Me during sex: hurt me

You all: no, that's twitter mentality

Me: what?

You: you don't need a meme format to talk about your insecurities here