Notices by garfield (garfiald@mastodon.social), page 2

Rick Astley and Morty

my idea of a joke is just posting "i have carpal tunnel syndrome" and blocking everyone who replies

wow people really care about whether or not you should vore

im a sick fuck i like a V-buck

the fact that there are ten million different genres of music in 4/4 with drums and guitars but that a century of recorded music from literally hundreds of different countries is expected to just fit under the absurd "world music" umbrella tell you all you need to know about the white mindset

Get Pepsi on Hell' s kitchen, watch how he kicks Gordon ramsay's ass

Atlas Shidded And Farded And Camed

lifeposting is good. just came out to your mum? toot that shit, I'll boost that shit. failed a job interview? toot that shit, I'll offer love and support. going to taco bell later? Toot. That. Shit.