Notices by Tran 9 From Outer Space (jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz)

we all hate cops right? well I've got a plan.

what if we all move to an island off the coast of the country and become pagans. and then we lure a cop over, one at a time with the story of a "missing girl" and then sacrifice them to our harvest god by placing them in a giant wicker man and setting it on fire