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Deep state? Sounds fake if you ask me

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@citrustwee rip eve, killed by hashtag shitposting

She loves a good head scratch ·

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Good morning 🌄 ·

@BadCarrot I LOVE THEM they are like cows in disguise with those patches

@hope yep

A lot of locals romanticize the idea of this rare wildlife, an integral part of the forest and its history etc etc it's a load of shit but there's some kind of faith in it so facts are annoying I guess

I started wondering after the natural history museum explained the difference between feral hogs, domesticated pigs, and wild boar. What they said strongly suggested ours don't count, despite being globally marketed as such, so started asking around.
They're not actually boar. They were boar enough to skim through for the meat market but under any official classification theyre just feral pigs.

I got confirmation this morning that the wild boar here aren't actually wild boar, despite us being famous got them (god bless the power of marketing), but rather feral pigs and now I am being yelled at in the local WhatsApp I'm in.

Rural England, folks.

Yesterday I painted the bedroom window ledge. Sanded down perfectly smooth and even, in nice satin wood I found leftover while clearing storage space.

Today the dog jumped up, stood on it, and started digging. THANKS, BEANS ·

Good morning 🌄 ·

@BadCarrot dignified yet ruthless

@MoMartin that's our dangerous beans in a nutshell

~majesty. #mastodogs