Notices by pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk@glitterkitten.co.uk), page 37

Blessedly unopened. Thank you to whichever gods are smiling down upon me

@BadCarrot nice 😎

@FrazzledBrynn thankfully yeah. This happens quite a lot tho and sometimes they open them without thinking 😬 fingers crossed eh, in for a surprise if so tho

Thank you, today. This is fine.

That unfortunate moment you realise the postman has delivered your new dildo to one of the neighbours by mistake

@InvaderXan ahh thank you, that's so kind 😊

Someone is extremely not on board with today. ·

@twiddlekins thank you! One day I swear I will clean the sensor

@fireglow it doesn't have a story, it's a chair with wheels

where the fuck are the dandelions, human · #bunposting

Who needs to walk, eh (feet)

hey men, now is a perfect time to remind you that summer dresses are sexy and cute and there is nothing stopping you from wearing them

Are YOUR dinosaurs ready for the heatwave?

the long boy requests you look at his foot ·

Some full-sized quackers ·

quak ·

such teeny ·

Lots of tufties this morning! ·

smol borb ·