Notices by pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk@glitterkitten.co.uk), page 44

@Sacchan a lot of people mistake him for a carrion crow! A thread of them went viral on twitter, it was doing my head in after a day and people kept trying to correct me lmao
They're the same size as large mallard ducks, too

@fireglow @gordon I'll see what I can get tomorrow 😊
Going to try and video the raven dropping things on me too

@gordon they run up to me in the mornings with their lil wings out then chirp and wag their tails at me until I feed them, it's the cutest fucking thing

She's my favourite of the ducks. Female mandarins take absolutely no shit

There are at least two. I haven't seen her as much recently and I guess that explains why. She flew in from across the pond for a few minutes this morning, stuffed her face and attacked everything then flew back to the reeds, where these two teeny dots were bumbling about.

SHE'S HAD MORE BABIES

@witchfynder_finder mastobaiting at its finest

If you ever want to troll the fuck out of some really basic liberal men, look no further than the words "yes, all men"

@snacks what does it NOT have to do with #women and #mastodev?? #FOSS #Ubuntu

@Ste1lar this one's a teenage raven 😊 he's the shit that drops things on my head a lot

@norwin yeah I strongly considered getting a birds aren't real t-shirt a while ago 😁

@fakultativparasit are you suggesting gmail is not #FOSS

btw I use arch

@fakultativparasit yeah, like gmail and amazon

@scribblefrog I am so proud 😭😭😭

someone is fussy and I got the meme wrong 🙄

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