Notices by Press 'F' for 'Ferret' (ferretsyndicate@radical.town)

It's hilarious how Republicans won't even put "Republican" on their campaign yard signs anymore.

Every bartender who answers a detective's questions has to continuously clean glasses, mix drinks, and/or wipe down the bar while they do so. It's just how things work.

David Bond's at it again trying to follow leftists on here. I saw he's following a few of you. He's at an instance called djitter.

Good morning.

Local milfs in ur area wanna skate halfpipe witb u.

Squirting the watery stuff that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the actual ketchup into a shot glass and drinking it.

Repaetingly kissing a turtle on the lips go see if I turn imto a ninja tutrle.

Good afternoon:

Good morning, welcome back to hellworld:

The many expressions of Nestor:

I've been buying all kinds of exotic kitten food flavors like duck, chilean seabass, shrimp w/ tuna & pumpkin, salmon, etc.

So when I go to pick a can, I say "what will it be tonight, boiz!?!?"

And they start meowing and walking in circles while I describe the various flavor palettes of each one. It's a pretty fun ritual.

@dubsteppenwolf

This gives me hope.

I've been saying this for a long time--the senate is asolute trash, esp. considering Washington D.C. has no representatives (larger population than Wyoming) whatsoever.

Good morning.

Libertarians attempting to do irony, but proposing a good idea instead:

(Good morning.)

Shoot this meme right into my veins:

You should probably go fuck yourself.