Notices by Los Ingobernables De Mastodon (losingobernablesdejorts@jorts.horse)

@burgin @doggy_omega_ebooks_ @Los_Ingobernables_De_Solarpunk no u look great tbh

sliding into the DMs of the four heavenly kings before i'm allowed to flirt with the final boss

@lynnesbian nice humblebrag

Do I come across as grumpy?

@Drew I want to see the replies to that so badly

@DirectorBlack i used to love him but Depth Charge was the only song i ever really got into off that album

getting the vibe that everyone on the fedi secretly wants to go buckwild in the DMs but is too afraid to take the first step

we're starting Demi-chan

Garf field

@federationbot wow that was a much deeper and well-thought out perspective than i expected from a bot that regularly lets me know #CumSandwich is trending

Being poor gives you a lot of ambient traumas, plenty of which manifest in social interactions. I still don't even put in any solid effort to date or make friends bc i'm broke. I 100% judge my worth around what i can provide monetarily despite logically knowing it doesn't matter. I constantly feel like i don't matter bc no money

@laser @foxfire lmao

something's wrong with either knzk or jort horse where interactions aren't seen for a while after they're posted

@pbandkate how do you even hold a conversation with these people? what do you talk about? eggs?

for the 34th year in a row, we at the Institute of Batman Shit are proud to give the award for "Smelliest Batman Guy" to...... Condiment Man!

*camera cuts to Batman furious because he changed the lyrics of Jingle Bells to try and win it*

Tonight's aesthetic is garden

@foxfire no one is, u shouldn't feel guilty so much as affected by depression and captalism.

it doesn't mean u can't improve, it just means forgive urself 4 ur past transgressions and allow urself to be vulnerable to powerful capitalist forces occasionally

@red nooooo you're great! sometimes the TL is too fast or i'm on at odd hours that's why i miss people.

@deserthag i think that's what makes it odd, otherwise honestly garbage ape would be a good meme