Notices by peptostate :horsiefied: (peptostate@jorts.horse)

We're pleased to announce the schedule for this year's mastodon team-building retreat:

1) Keynote speech, by me: "The future of Mastodon: Three Lessons from the Bitcoin Revolution."

2) Group activity. Together we will watch and comment on the TED talk: "How Businesses Lead the World by Maximizing our Hearts", by Toilets Murpho.

3) A dabbing seminar by famous dabber, Jake Paul.

This mandatory retreat takes place at the Minneapolis Convention Center. Please secure your own means of travel.

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