Oh man ROTFL!
AmigaOS 3.2 actually has a global help system that gets called when you press the "HELP" key on the Amiga keyboard!
Amiga keyboards have had a "HELP" key since the Elder Days and it never did anything.
Laughing, but also seriously considering upgrading my poor old Amiga 2000. I guess I should make sure it still works before I drop another $70 on it though.