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"Excuse me," said the knight, "but could you heat a pot of water?"
The dragon stared at him. "Could I do what?"
"Heat water."
The knight emptied his water skin into a pot.
"I could light a fire, but..."
He smiled. "Tea tastes nicer when you make it with a friend."
The dragon threw the knight into the pot of water and heated it to 200 degrees, making human broth that he found quite companiable as he shared it with his sex orc companion.