Notices by Nigma (nigma@mastodon.social), page 2

How it feels like talking about Mastodon on Reddit

Did you know that the only reason to switch to Mastodon is actually this one emote :nigmaGrin:

mfw shilling for Mastodon

@Gargron
*Chalmers walks into Mark Zuckerberg's kitchen*

"Why is there personal data going to Cambridge Analytica, Mark?"

"Why that isn't personal data, it's- steam! Steam from the steamed data I'm not selling"

"You know this data is awfully similar to the kind of data you promised not to harvest and sell to third parties"

"Ho ho noooo, public information, old family data"

"For public data"

"Yes"

"And you call it public despite the fact that it contains private conversations and info"

How I feel translating quality management documents from German to English without really knowing what the shit I'm writing about