Notices by :they_them: pulpy puppy 🖲️ (tom@slime.global), page 2

got hired by Sega to do the ad campaign for the re-release of the Dreamcast https://slime.global/media/9HpzlZaV37ggAYI06fU

hi welcome to my ted talk about scrolling on modern webpages

*holds up a mouse and scrolls down, the slide on the projector slides out diagonally and reveals another slide that says "FUCK YOU" in big, bold letters*

thanks for coming to my ted talk