Notices by Laurie Voss (seldo@alpaca.gold)

Do you ever do that thing where you're sitting at your desk but you start answering emails on your phone?

There are *ads* in the *start bar* in Windows 11, in an operating system I paid for. Whose joke of enshittification is this?

Quick reminder that as of Mastodon 4.2.0, you can opt-in to have your full posts included in search results without having to use hashtags. Go to Preference -> Public Profile -> Privacy and Reach and then scroll down to Search.

Your annual reminder that your monthly metrics will be down 10% in February because February is 10% shorter than January. Please do not contact your data team about it.