Notices by Lili (pasty@niu.moe), page 2

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spc stands for
shpuld
posts
cofe

why do japanese forks get the best shit while we get.. instance wide blocks

ah yes i forgot you aren't allowed to use wikipedia in your thesis because of the anime mascot

Welcome to the Pokémon Center! You're up late. Would you like to rest your Pokémon?

my teacher refused to grade my hw because dtluna gave me the pen i wrote it with

shitposter.club only has two people, it does not count.
i blocked the pleroman so he does not count either. :kaname: c:

that is why we say that we PAY attention. it's a fucking currency and twitter is a marketplace

the only currency that will never stop mattering is pure Attention
everyone will always crave more attention
everyone will always spend attention to get other goods and services

top 10 python arghs

"it was under cw"
do you even GNUSocial, kid

it's BLOCKTOBER my dear instance admins
on every day of BLOCKTOBER you permanently block one instance
here are this year's blocktober themes:
1. oppressive shitposting
2. supporting nazis
3. harassment
4. untagged nsfw
5. loli
6. pleroma
7. GNUSocial instance
8. Japanese instance
9. instance that has an inactive admin
10. instance that has an admin you don't like
11. anarchist instance
12. sjw instance
13. anti-sjw instance
14. commie instance
15. instance that has a gun owner admin
16. instanc

britain sure is a grand country
https://niu.moe/media/kmMM8AmfC-6Jz_OAwrI

it's SINKtober my sailors
don't forget to titanic your boat this month

gargron before: lets close registrations so people finally sign up for other instances.
gargron now: let's just make everything broken. let's force them out. fuck all of you this is my instance. donate to my patreon also

I turned into a shitty cartoon, Morty. I'm Rick Rick.

lol people suddenly quitting mastodon left and right for toxicity
hmmmm 😕😕😕

Gargron stands for
G ay
A nd
R eally
G ay
RON Weasley

new people on masto: i love quitting birdsite! I hates shadowbans, and I am happy this does not happen here!
gargron:
mastodon.social admins:
the rest of the fediverse: *cough*

lain
- made a social network
- has a wife
- likes asian ladies

mark zuckerberg
- made a social network
- has a wife
- likes asian ladies

??? #confirmed