Notices by Penelope Merch (idesofmerch@mastodon.social)

Too tired to tell a friend that a "smart mug" that will keep your coffee hot for six hours is:
1. Almost certainly just a hotplate with a timer
2. Coffee doesn't keep tasting good for six hours. You've got two before it starts turning sour. If you've ever been in a coffee shop and seen them dump a gallon of hot coffee that's why.
3. If it takes you six hours to drink a single cup of coffee - just make half a cup of coffee twice six hours apart?

"It stars 3 rubber hose cartoons who were locked away from being too silly"
"OK, sounds promising. Any catchphrases?"
"One is Them introducing themselves."
"Sure."
"The other is how insanely horny for huge tits they are."
"OK. Here's 15 million dollars"
- The pitch for Animaniacs

Please note: I have not programmed line one of this game, and I should do that before deciding to randomly start and finish a character within a day.