Notices by augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club), page 17
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jun-2017 09:53:13 UTC
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 18:12:41 UTC
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a charlie kaufman film about mccain losing his mind w/ dementia and creating the reality of the russians being involved everywhere, that ends like jacob's ladder where the russians are really angels setting him free and then he realises he's still in the camp in vietnam and has been all along -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 16:59:21 UTC
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@vriska https://shitposter.club/attachment/763310 -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 05-Jun-2017 12:38:13 UTC
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ISIS are reeling from the latest candle vigil, it will surely be a devastating blow to them -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jun-2017 02:04:48 UTC
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this latest terrorist incident is just like the time voldemort faced harry in the deathly hallows -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2017 06:25:12 UTC
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 27-May-2017 02:06:40 UTC
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we need more crime or else our poor police officers won't have any jobs to do, think of their starving families, kickstart the keynesian economy today by throwing a brick through someone's window -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 27-May-2017 00:44:03 UTC
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there is only one genre, the musical genre -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2017 21:28:47 UTC
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i was on the bus and a nice old lady asked me what the time was, i looked down at my watch and then briefly saw tendrils unfurling out of her eye sockets and i reacted instantly by uppercutting her, there was a crunching sound and the cordyceps that had taken over her brain splattered across the window, when will this nightmare be over -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2017 21:24:16 UTC
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trying to get to sleep and realising there are tentacles coming out of my pillow and trying to reach into my nostrils to suck out my brains, luckily i sat bolt upright and beat the shit out of the cordyceps squid that had snuck in through my window, never let your guard down GS, always stay vigilant -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2017 20:16:16 UTC
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the health of a nation can be seen in its memes
here, our meme engineers are producing the days memes on the factory floor
after these memes are processed and boxed they will be shipped off in containers and eventually end up in your living room -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2017 19:08:08 UTC
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take the non-determinism pill and find ugly girls attractive because fuck eugenics -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2017 18:23:41 UTC
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parallel universe during ww2
>we're at war with Nazi Germany but I don't understand why these Germans we let into our country by the millions keep murdering us for some reason, are they not part of our society? we need to DOUBLE down on this and ensure nobody removes them, that's what our enemies would want us to do -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2017 16:29:06 UTC
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>The man who murdered 22 people and injured 59 others has been named as Salman Ramadan Abedi, a Mancunian of Libyan descent
we may never know his cryptic motivations for this truly unforeseen crime -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2017 03:39:26 UTC
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>now now, we don't know that the bomber was a muslim yet
is there a word for when something happens so often and yet you still refuse to connect the dots, oh yeah, there is a word, it's called being completely retarded -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2017 17:48:02 UTC
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Turn on CNN. Bernie Sanders has just died. Holy fuck. -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2017 19:30:16 UTC
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awoo, fellow whites -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 15-May-2017 18:52:20 UTC
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@lambadalambda @dtluna https://shitposter.club/attachment/692881 -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2017 21:30:58 UTC
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2017 23:42:02 UTC
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@hakui >when your host hasn't completely covered their table legs with a modest lace covering
I CAN'T BREATHE