Notices by colby, 79% pure (dog@nulled.red)

kill me my guys haha

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*curb your enthusiasm music plays*

I'm so funny that i go into a trance because all of my brain power is going into writing ffunnny. That is why i am so Funny. Gigve me mastodon

@Gargron Good Morning google. How Do the man Within

Mike Cole sits alone in his room. Staring at the wall. His Computer fan whirring in the back ground. He looks at his monitor. It displays 400 GB worth of bird pictures. "I have a problem." he says. "Not enough bird pics."

I see the man. Gargron. He is holding my data in one long skeletal hand, in the other, a magical orb. I yell at him to give it back, but his russian-born face contorts into a twisted grin and he scampers away with my personal data. He is gone. Nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, I see a flash. Gargron's magical orb! I give chase to the slimy man. He trips over a tree root. My chance to strike. I grab the magical orb, and Gargron turns to dust. My data falls to the ground. I pick it up. It is safe.

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