Notices by lumenwrites (lumen@mastodon.social)

My last date was so dumb, I had to slip her modafinil just to have an interesting conversation.

Let me teach you python in one toot: hhhssshhsshaassshhssss.

- Wow, you have a great vocabulary.
- I was bitten by a thesaurus when I was a kid.

#dumb #jokes #comedy

Zoloft, Remeron, Effexor. Is it just me or do antidepressant brands sound like the names of Lovecraftian eldritch abominations?

- Oh god, this homeless man is so scary and gross.
- I had no idea you were such a hobofob.

#joke #funny