Notices by Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club), page 2
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Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2017 18:03:22 UTC Vriska some people???? use committing treason??? to cope???? -
Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2017 15:32:01 UTC Vriska my goal is to become the ultimate housewife -
Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2017 09:13:38 UTC Vriska *breaks into an alt-right mans home*
what is this, your safe space? aw, special snowflake, you're gonna call the police?
*alt-right man points a gun at me*
what are you, a gun cuck? can't kill someone with your bare hands? go back to your liberal arts college campus -
Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jan-2017 02:52:29 UTC Vriska A yellow Jerry Seinfeld (claiming to be someone named “Buntain Simpson”) arrives at the Simpsons residence and Homer lets him in despite clearly being unnerved by his presence. He offers “Buntain” something to drink only to learn that “Buntain” no longer needs to (or has simply chosen not to) rely on the consumption of food and drink to survive anymore.
“Buntain” tells Homer that they “have to leave right now,” lending a slightly menacing implication to whatever business has brought him to the Simpson home. Although Homer explains that he has to pick his son up from school, “Buntain” dismisses this claim with annoyance and brings Homer to “Moe’s Tavern” (actually Monk’s Diner from “Seinfeld”).
Upon their arrival at “Moe’s Tavern”, Homer expresses frustration that “Buntain” has somehow managed to manipulate him into being there. After Homer tries to leave again, “Buntain” continues to pressure him into staying for some reason, claiming that all of his friends are already there. Homer then has an exchange with a yellow Cosmo Kramer (who has replaced Moe and is somehow wearing a bow tie affixed to his neck) that seems to imply that Homer will remain in the establishment forever.
Meanwhile, Bart and Millhouse wait in front of Springfield Elementary for Homer to arrive. Bart has a pained expression permanently affixed to his face and the sky behind the school seems to have been replaced with a swirling chaotic void of unsettling color. When Bart’s “father” finally arrives to pick the boys up, we see that he has been replaced by distorted version of the anthropomorphic bee played by Jerry Seinfeld in “Bee Movie”. -
Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 11-Sep-2016 17:37:13 UTC Vriska @alejandroindependiente @pennyfortheguy Hey unrelated but fuck Barca and fuck Real Madrid -
Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 11-Sep-2016 17:21:33 UTC Vriska @alejandroindependiente @pennyfortheguy No they certainly fucking cant. welcome to america