Person 1: “YOU DON'T SEEM UPSET ANYMORE THAT JAKE GOT PROMOTED AHEAD OF YOU.” Person 2: “YEAH, WELL, I GOT MY REVENGE.” Person 1: “HOW?” Person 2: “WELL. HE DOESN'T LOCK HIS COMPUTER WHEN HE LEAVES TO GO TO A MEETING. SO BEFORE IT AUTO-LOCKS, I HOP IN THERE AND HIT "LIKE" ON A BUNCH OF SONGS HE'S NEVER LISTENED TO IN SPOTIFY. SO NOW IT CONSTANTLY RECOMMENDS STUFF HE HATES.” Person 1: “THAT'S… WOW. YOU ARE REALLY EVIL.” Person 2: “THANK YOU.”
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