Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I've written in recent memory Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo “What time it" enquired Enjolas. finding himself ignorant of the answer, Grantaire reached into a pocket of his jeans and withdrew his phone- an apple iphone, so called in the manner of the bulky computers which were its predecessors, and which were forced over time to become ever smaller and more compact, driven by human ingenuity according to some parties and capitalist greed according to others. Some, typically those with more wealth in their pockets than theie minds, would cry hypocrisy at revolutionary carryig that symbol of the very structure he claims to oppose, that tainted apple, that original sin. Certainly it seemed as such; but even when one is wholly morally opposed to the society in which he exists, it is an unfortunate truth that he still must live in it “Half past two,” he replied
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