(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.) RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold? MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?! FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg. RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock? Without the guide of others I assumed That heat was merely added for the sake Of expediting this solution’s brewing! Half a decade I have spent, or more, Not questioning this worldview I had made. In fact, I am myself a bit surprised That you might think that I, your dearest friend, Might have a patience of sufficient stock To wait until a pot of water boils. FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so? The microwave will beep when it is done! CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more! Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?! FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know That I have not the patience, like our Root, To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink? CATS'N: It takes less than a minute! FROG: On what plate? Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

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