Back at the window the teller notices his name on the withdrawal slip doesn't match the name on the account so she asks for his ID. He once again tells her all the relevant info is on the folded note but also gives her his ID and says it's his dad's account. She tells him he will need a check from his dad to get cash. He grabs the note and leaves. Two new robbery notifications hit our emails, both branches within a mile. It's our guy. Security department is notified as are local police and the FBI. The FBI comes over believing that these poor tellers had been robbed for the 3rd time in a month and take her statement. She is completely embarrassed telling them how everything went down and he kept signaling to the note and telling her to read it but she was Just done. To which this FBI agent of 40 years who has been to the scene of many bank robberies (several at this branch i recent weeks) says: Ok. Let me see f I got this right, he came in fully intending to rob you. He gave you the note and you Just..refused to read it? So he left and went o the bank literally across the street, handed them the exact same note, and they Just handed him five grand? Do I have that correct?” Her: I am so embarrassed FBI: this is best thing | have ever heard. He even handed you his ID! Holy- Her: I feel so dumb! FBI: don't! This s the best thing I have ever heard. This is going to be in training courses. (He sat there giddy for at least 5 more minutes)
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