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DOS text viewer with a file lamerz.txt loaded, showing the following contents: "You are a lamer if: - You use the term "information superhighway" - You call a 3 1/2" floppy a "hard disk" - You computers boots up into Windows 3.1 - Your homemade supervirus is merely a batch file - You think Turbo C is just an expensive game - You have ever paid money to have software installed - You can't tell the difference between a PC and a Mac - You fluently speak Klingon - You know more than 5 ways to make an internet smiley.( :) ;) :] ) - You have ever uttered the phrase: "Help, I am stuck at a blank screen with a C on it!" - You think MIDI is a better format than Mods(S3M,MTM..) - You have memorized every cheat code for DOOM - The only reason you got a modem is to play DOOM against your friends - The word SIMM makes you think of building a city - The only time you use math is to calculate your hit points - You think RAM is the group that sang "losing my religion" ***FOR ANY ADDITIONS, PLEASE MAIL JerryMBuck@aol.com."