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  1. augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2017 20:23:51 UTC augustus pugin augustus pugin
    Jimmy: Hey, what gives?
    Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
    Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.
    He tries to dial Betty's number, but nothing happens.
    Jimmy's Dad: [chuckles] Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
    Jimmy: [distraught] Dear God, what have I done?
    He takes a gun out of the drawer, puts it against his head and pulls the trigger, but it doesn't fire.
    Jimmy's Dad: Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made of - yep - zinc!
    Jimmy: Come back, zinc! Come back!
    Dissolve to Jimmy in his bed, talking in his sleep and waving his arms.
    Jimmy: Come back... zinc... come back... zinc... [wakes up] Zinc? Zi.. what? [sighs in relief] It was all a dream. Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [bang!] and many things made of zinc.
    In conversation Thursday, 09-Mar-2017 20:23:51 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
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