Hi, my name is Gaylord. The reason for this is that I'm a lord of the land, but also gay. I live in large castle. Around the outer wall of the castle, is a glory hole. Men visit the outside of the castle and stick thier erect penis in the hole. There is a 90% chance that i suck their dick, and a 10% chance that I chop their penis off with my sword. The way this works is that at the very start, I sucked 9 dicks in a row then chopped of the tenth. I then start again sucking nine then chopping of the tenth. I'm the best in the land, so many risk their penis for such joy