Prime Stupidity
“The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia.”
An actual thing said by the actual prime minister of Australia.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/malcolm-turnbull-prime-minister-laws-of-mathematics-do-not-apply-australia-encryption-l-a7842946.html
https://mastodon.ar.al/media/z13es3JfhvDHFR53upc