A boy falls in love with a corporation.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the corporation’s twitter account. Never minding the strange tweets, he immediately calls it, and is overjoyed to find out that the corporation has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the account, his replies are ignored. After some investigation, he finds out that the corporation he replied is not a single entity. In fact, the corporation is made by hundreds of people. The twitter account is the corporation’s friendly face counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own  self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most trade secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LATE CAPITALISM.