@camedei707 This is my GNU/LINUX. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My GNU/LINUX is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, myGNU/LINUX is useless. Without myGNU/LINUX, I am useless. I must use my GNU/LINUX true. I must use it better than my enemy who is trying to hack me. I must hack him before he hack me. I will...
My hack and I know that what counts on the internet is to not take it seriously ..
My GNU/LINUX is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its CPU and its GPU. I will keep my GNU/LINUX clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My GNU/LINUX and I are the defenders of my privacy. We are the masters of our privacy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is mine and there is no hackers, but peace!