@lain >guy who regularly came into morning classes drunk and/or hungover, skipped evening classes, and was generally a lost cause
>one morning he came into class on crutches with his feet bandaged to fuck because he spent the previous night drunk, ran away from the cops, lost his shoes and socks along the way somehow, jumped over a fence into some glass, passed out, and found himself in the hospital with fucked-up feet the next morning
>three years later after accidentally knocking someone up and forced into a shotgun wedding, he's a proud and responsible father of two, happily married, with a nice house, and a steady job

>girl in the same class, really smart, kinda cute, basically a librarian type, but you can tell there's something fucked up underneath
>she marries the next year, but proudly announces on social networks that she never wants kids for reasons
>three years later she's divorced, undergoing CBT and on a bunch of meds for bipolar disorder and clinical depression, and her main hobby is adopting terminally ill dogs that die a month later

You might be on to something. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1103245