@skoll3 It's on GNU social nightly with all the current commits, up to date Devuan Ascii, PHP 7, with HTTP/2 support enabled even. What do you mean don't update it?
I didn't look into Pleroma much. Even if I were to move !loadaverage to Pleroma, I will first make sure that everything that is utilised on !gnusocial is also possible there.
So not completely impossible this is :-).