Every time I hear another goddamn news story going on about how kids feel unsafe because of school shooters, I'm also reminded that there's also constant news stories about kids being functionally retarded at anything past basic math, let alone statistics, thanks to the failing school systems.

It reminds me of that joke centered around a guy on Twitter constantly telling his kid that Trump was going to make his life miserable. Something like
>I told my wife's woke 8-year-old that Trump was personally going to come over to our house, behead me, rape his mother, and skullfuck my child to death. He was terrified and started crying after that. THANKS DRAUMFL!

Yeah like no shit all these kids are terrified. They're emotionally stunted little retards not old enough to have any meaningful individual agency and the MSM is constantly telling them that some guy is going to come over to their school next week with a tactical nuclear device to kill them all. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1344669