People give vampires a hard time because of pretty boy nu-male faggot vampires like the ones in Twilight, but consider THE CHAD DRACULA:

* Unconstrained by the bounds of monogamy, has multiple brides who are all over his dick and recruit new brides

* Immortal and ageless, yet chooses to appear as a refined, somewhat aged gentleman

* Amazing fashion sense, master of the theatrical and gothic

* Can turn into AT LEAST a bat, a wolf and some cool mist, probably more things too. The legends of his many forms outpace his actual abilities; peasants shit themselves in fear of things he might not even be able to do

* So patriotic that he has to sleep in the soil of his homeland

* Absolutely shitloads of weaknesses, still cucks Jonathan Harker and kills Van Helsing, a man who devoted his entire life to murdering him. He likes his weaknesses as they add challenge

* Can control minds and already has huge amounts of property, anyone would cave to his extortion demands yet he still knows how to make "honest" money; is independently wealthy and buys houses in foreign cities just to fuck with people he doesn't like