"President-elect Bubba 'the can man' Jones expressed surprise at his unexpected win in last night's quadrennial elections. With 100% of the precincts reporting in, Jones overwhelmed the opposition by acquiring an astonishing 65.536% of the vote. His opponents garnered a total of just 1.024%, with the rest strangely going to an as-yet unidentified candidate named 'hckergrrl'. ..." https://quitter.no/url/692422 via @sos10