>be gargron
>make software for fun
>realize i can get money off of it
>start advertising it as the new twitter
>it actually becomes the new twitter
>users it attracts all hate me and want to overthrow me for some stupid congress for my own software
>mfw im getting thrown out of my own software for a furry congress full of sex offenders
>earn a fraction of a proper software dev's salary for double the hate
>have to compete with some fucking german guy who sings karoake, gets way more love, and does his software for free