Conversation

Today I was training one of the FNGs on a point of infrastructure.

Me: "So this leads to this which informs that, which informs this, yadda yadda yadda."

FNG: "Is there like a flowchart for this?"

Me: [ANTICIPATION INCREASING] "Nope! This is all from memory."

FNG: "There should really be a flowchart."

Me: "You're absolutely right! I look forward to seeing your documentation!"

FNG: "...I just volunteered, didn't I."

Me: "Send it to me for review before publishing, please."