Code commentary OTD:
// Note, you might be tempted to adjust the XPATH that references the user menu dropdown.
// Don't.
// The XPATH took a lot of time to write and is matching against DOM elements that have very little in terms of
// unique identifying information. We're all going to have to just live with the IE:52 warning this
// routine causes.
// Deal.
// Love, Davey-poo.