*swims in receipts* Like I said, this has to be about Laurelai for his narrative, erasing everything else he's done to other people. (Oh the receipts you'll see...)
Also, just so everyone knows, none of y'all are my friends. You are casual acquaintances, work associates, and nice people I talk to. You are lovely. But I'm not friends with people I don't know beyond the computer. So I have loyalty to no one past what I can know from them on the internet.