Conversation

Me: "Hey $TechLead! Check this out. See this script? I wrote it for the last experimental patch $Vendor sent us. I think this works for ALL the patching we wanna do. I must've been really on my game when I wrote this."

$TechLead: "Heeeey, not bad!"

Me: "Yeah, I was looking in my temp dir and just discovered this and was all 'Oh look, a love letter I wrote to myself!'"

$Architect: [SPITS COFFEE ACROSS THE ROOM]